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Going Into a Board Meeting...with God

Monday, September 29 2008

For the next two days, I will be in intense negotiations with my single biggest investor- God.

The annual review process (aka Rosh Hashana-the Jewish New Year) is a time for God to assess my performance against the goals we set at last year’s annual meeting.

As Chairman of the Board, God looks at all of the details, leaving no stone unturned.

Typically, these are long sessions.

I am cautiously optimistic about God approving my ongoing operations for another year, but you can’t take these things for granted.

You may lobby on my behalf by emailing God directly or connecting to Him via the social network of your choice (He’s big on Facebook now, I’m told)


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Kim Wood said on 9.30.2008 at 2:31 AM

Hope the annual review goes well.....look forward to hearing how the Chairman rates last year's performance and the KPIs you set for the coming year!


David H. said on 10.01.2008 at 11:27 PM

Unlike most CEOs, God has been known to respond favorably to tefillah, teshuvah, and tzedakah. I'll be stressing those.


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